When I started my blog 2 years ago I knew nothing about how it all works out there in cyberspace. I just knew it was fun. When my webmaster asked me to give him the Search Engine Optimization (“S.E.O.” for all us Tech-Divas)  words I wanted to use, I said ” Uh…..  I’ll get back to you on that. ”  He started telling me what all it could do with Google Analytics …. blah blah blah. Well I never got back to him.   I sort of forgot about it until a few days ago when I was looking at my “stats” on WordPress to see if anybody read my blog last week. There’s a section on Search Terms people have used when they were matched up by the “Google-gods” and ultimately clicked on my blog.  Then I spit my coffee out.


chubby cowgirl art?

red headed middle aged colorado bimbos?

why i am not donkey?

After I cleaned up the coffee mess I decided to go further back in time. I went back a whole year. There were hundreds of them! Of course the obvious “red-headed cowgirls ” and “cowgirl reds” were there.   But I want to share with you what the S.E.O. gods visualize when they think of me. (with full realization that I am perpetuating this into eternity)

  • how to paint a pic of a dog  (more hits than any other search)
  • real cowgirls don’t kiss toads
  • big girl in chaps
  • cowgirls spanked in chaps
  • picture of fat cowgirl in chaps
  • whiskey tango hottest cowgirl
  • red cowgirl with studs

  • paint horse jack
  • badass koi pond
  • waist deep water fully clothed
  • why do i love it when my wife screams
  • elmer fudd hunting honey badger
  • “sorting stick” accident
  • red head girl on 4 wheeler
  • cowgirl cougars and horses

  • black baldy cattle
  • i have a frog in a flower pot of water
  • you are just like your mother art
  • real cowgirls don’t kiss toads
  • crush on my farrier
  • old cowgirl
  • cowgirls spanked in chaps
  • quirky cowgirl
  • chubby cowgirl wants a horse


Well Google, I have one thing to say to you……

This old, quirky, chubby cowgirl HAS a horse.  So Spank That!

Love,  Cowgirl Red   aka Terah

P.S. And while you’re at it …. go paint a picture of your own dog!


  1. Lisa at Greenbow says

    hee haw hee haw. Too funny. It does make you wonder what “they” are thinking.

  2. Oh, Terah. You made me laugh out loud at my desk!

  3. Your horse is quite handsome. 🙂

  4. This is HILARIOUS! I can’t believe people actually searched for those, much less ended up here. I think the “I have a frog in a flower pot of water” is the funniest one.